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Landed safe and sound in Cork. Flight news: Aer Lingus breakfast was passable. Loud child kept me awake. Must sleep in car journey. #
KLM check in area not rubbish today. I must be in a parallel universe. #
Ugh it's dark o' clock #
Left work for vacation straight into sheets of horizontal rain. But I can't [...]

[From Comic for August 26, 2009]

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Ace Frehley has finally released a track from his first album in godknowshowlong. The forthcoming album, Anomaly is due in September.
The track, Outer Space has a pretty hard edge, is rocking and fresh sounding (unlike some others we ain’t going to mention). You can get it from iTunes. For some reason they are making it [...]

Dear Hotel Leopold in Antwerp, 11am is an early check out time. #
http://yfrog.com/0u8g8j #
Sitting in a champagne bar in Antwerp. It is the shape of a champagne glass. #
Off to Antwerp for the now traditional birthday weekend. #
RT @almightygod:Bibleman!! http://is.gd/2oGwm #
Bored bored bored bored bored. Even mindless violence seems boring today. #
I'd be really pleased [...]