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  • Marc A. Price 1:13 pm on May 15, 2010 Permalink
    Tags: funny, teen, teenage angst   

    The Torment of Teenage Years 

    photo.jpeg Ah being a teenager.

    I remember it vividly. Everyone was a complete nobber and nowhere near as grown up or clever as I. This list of excerpts from a new book is as revealing as it is funny. If only I possessed the teen diary of my fourteen year old self. Oh, the scorn and ridicule I could pour on that little twat. Not that he was any worse than the others, it’s just that round about that time everything seems so important. It is not until you get older that you realise that life is far too important to take that seriously.

    I’m particularly fond of the list that appears about halfway down. The delicious angst of it all.

    Of course, I know supposed grown-ups that respond like this now.

    Work experience is such a pain

    Parents are so unreasonable

    Life is disorganised

    I’m far too immature

    I’m too fat!

    Keep being called a goth

    Never got any money

    Tired all the time

    Bunk a lot now

    Smoke quite a lot

    Started drinking regularly

    Keep on crying all the time

    [From 'God, I hate Mum – she's such a slapper' | Life and style | The Guardian]

    Listening to: Opening from the album “Glassworks” by Philip Glass

    [Edit: It seems that I am still able to be inadvertently pompous, listening to Philip Glass indeed!)

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  • Marc A. Price 12:48 pm on April 14, 2010 Permalink
    Tags: funny, plugin insults   

    [Plugin insults] Invalid used nonce 

    I was looking at a website in firefox when my Echofon plugin threw this rather entertaining error (Invalid /used nonce).

    I have yet to figure what it is that I did to piss the plug in off so much that it should blurt this out. Perhaps it is suffering from some kind of browser Tourettes?

    I’m guessing a nonce in this usage is not referring to what I think it is…

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  • Marc A. Price 8:49 am on April 5, 2010 Permalink
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    Seismic Waves 

    I’m a big fan of XKCD. Sometimes the maths in-jokes are a little (that is to say completely) over my head but this one is hilarious. Particularly as I witnessed it myself. @wilw yelped http://twitter.com/wilw/status/11609609414 and many other of the people I follow erm followed.

    The USGS operates a really neat email/SMS earthquake notification service (earthquake.usgs.gov/ens/) that allows fine-grained control of notifiations.

    [From Seismic Waves]

    I’ve been Twittering more than blogging these days, I have to say that I think I might be getting a little bored by the Internets. Sure there is still a lot of interesting stuff out there but I’m not sure that I care enough to write about it. That said I have been thinking a lot about writing again these days. Inspiration may be coming my way.

    Listening to: Lick It Up from the album “Kiss Klassics” by Kiss

    [UPDATE] – I would just like to point out that I in no way find earthquakes or the damage that they cause funny. I understand that people were hurt in this seismic event and two died. According to the Guardian over 20 million people felt it.

    Mexico and US rocked by earthquake

    The Guardian World News 05/04/2010 11:15
    Two dead in border town of Mexicali as buidings shake and roads suffer major structural damage in 7.2 magnitude quake

    A 7.2-magnitude earthquake yesterday struck cities in northern Mexico and southern California, tearing up roads, making buildings sway from Los Angeles to Tijuana, and leaving at least two people dead in Mexico.

    Mexican officials said at least one person died in a collapsed house and about 100 more were injured in yesterday’s quake, one of the strongest in the area for decades.

    Another person, who panicked as the ground shook, ran into the street and was struck by a car on a darkened street in Mexicali, a border city near the epicentre of the quake, that was almost entirely without power.

    The earthquake struck at 3.40pm (10.40pm GMT) about 38 miles (60km) south-east of Mexicali, according to the US Geological Survey, with a shallow depth of six miles. Three aftershocks of magnitudes 5.1, 4.5 and 4.3 followed within the hour, and dozens of smaller tremors struck later.

    “It sounds like it’s felt by at least 20 million people at this point,” USGS seismologist Lucy Jones said. “Most of southern California felt this earthquake.”

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  • Marc A. Price 7:35 am on October 21, 2009 Permalink
    Tags: funny   

    Essential plot twists for writers 

    Great stuff. But what about the plot twist where the story before it also makes sense? I can see from the last panel that RTD uses this grid for his writing

    Ape Lad sez, “Dresden Codak, a very funny webcomic, has this handy chart of ’42 Essential Third-Act Twists’ for writers.”

    42 Essential 3rd Act Twists(Thanks, Ape Lad!)



    [From Essential plot twists for writers]

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  • Marc A. Price 10:38 am on August 6, 2009 Permalink
    Tags: funny,   

    Zombies only want you for your brain 

    Someone pointed out TypeTees to me yesterday. There are some pretty cool t-shirts on this website if slogans and stuff are your thing. You can also get paid $500 for your pithy witticism if they choose to put it on a shirt.

    You simply submit your slogan and other bozos vote for your it. I say bozos because no one seems to like mine.

    Not that I’m bitter at all. I’m just misunderstood dammit.

    TypeTees – T-shirt: Zombies only want you for your brain.

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  • Marc A. Price 11:21 am on August 2, 2009 Permalink
    Tags: Dilbert, funny, work   

    Celebrate Success 

    [From Comic for August 2, 2009]

    Listened to: Beautiful, Dirty, Rich from the album “The Fame” by Lady GaGa

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  • Marc A. Price 11:20 am on July 16, 2009 Permalink
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    US smoker chokes on cost of habit 

    A man in the United States popped out to his local petrol station to buy a pack of cigarettes – only to find his card charged $23,148,855,308,184,500.

    via BBC NEWS | Americas | US smoker chokes on cost of habit.

    Frankly, I’m more surprised that he didn’t have a heart attack. I think it would have killed me stone dead.

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    • Paul Dever 12:09 pm on July 16, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      We’re so rabidly entrenched against taxes that we decided to simply raise tax. It’s a rude a surprise for the poor sucker who gets the bill, but the rest of us are pleased as punch. Just think of the stimulus party we can put on with that kind of scratch!

  • Marc A. Price 5:52 pm on July 14, 2009 Permalink
    Tags: funny, , passive aggresive   

    Passive aggressive with ketchup 

    I like this type of humour.

    have it your way, jerk

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  • Marc A. Price 6:53 am on April 21, 2009 Permalink
    Tags: funny, jedi, ,   

    Iranian Sniper or Wookiee? 

    Real live Wookiee?

    It was really difficult not to post this image. It is a lazy article (both on here and the guardian) but still pretty funny.

    I always imagined Iran to be kind of sandy, so big men covered in grass with guns should stand out like a Wookiee.

    Does this also mean that some of those Australian Jedi that I’ve been hearing so much about are available as back up?

    Or perhaps Tim needs to get this book:

    Tim Dowling on how to tell an Iranian sniper from Wookiee? | World news | The Guardian.

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  • Marc A. Price 2:34 pm on April 3, 2009 Permalink
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    National Cleavage Day – Wonderbra 

    Apparently today is National Cleavage Day. Who’d of thought it? This is crass commercialism gone horribly wrong! How dare this corporation take a perfectly natural and wonderful thing and turn it into a way of making money.

    I’m disgusted. I for one will not be spending the rest of the day going through the campaign gallery page and I suggest that you don’t either. Really, don’t, there is nothing to see. It contains only pictures of people pretending to campaign for something or other. I ask you what does that have to do with a cleavage?

    National Cleavage Day – Wonderbra.

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    • gladys 4:17 pm on April 3, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I wonder if you would think the same if own a women’s clothing (undergarments) store.

      Money is money, specially with this economy, you must find ways to bring more income to the table.

      • Marc A. Price 12:10 pm on April 4, 2009 Permalink | Reply

        Indeed. It seems that the sarcasm or intended humour of my post did not come over well. If I had my own shop I would happily stock such items if it meant that I had to adorn the walls with posters of cleavage.

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