R2-D2 Translated

OK it is very likely that this video will get killed by the Lucas Corporation some time soon but while it lasts it is pretty funny. This YouTube user has gone out of their way to translate that lovable little droid from Star Wars. My particular favorite is the way that R2-D2 treats Jar Jar [...]

Two Irons Will Straighten It Out

Sorry but this just cracked me up:
Norma Woods, a cleaner, had come in for hair straighteners but they didn’t have any so she bought two irons instead for £3.98 each. “I reckon I have saved a pound,” she said. “I am really sad about Woolies going. There used to be a shop near where I [...]